Thursday, August 19, 2010

Thursday Thunks: What the What??

So, since I have trouble thinking of things to write about, I've decided to do daily meme's! So I chose Thursday Thunks Let's see what happens!!!

Thursday Thunks: You give it a title

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of lightning bolts and the number 1.

A. If you see a tornado out your window, what do you do?

Scream hysterically!!!! I hate hate hate storms on the off chance that a tornado MIGHT occur. To actually SEE one?? I would pee my pants, run downstairs, curl up in a little ball, pull every blanket/pillow/mattress/piece of armor/sister that I own on top of me to shield me from damage, and just cry.

B. A celebrity knocks on your door saying that their tour bus/limo/pedal bike broke down (you pick the transportation)... who is it and what do you do to help them?

Hmmmmm...... Well, Selena Gomez of Wizards of Waverly Place fame is currently in town, so she's the most likely to have their tour bus break down. If this were to happen, I would probably stare at her creepily for an awkward amount of time, invite her inside, then proceed to take a bajillion photos staging various scenes. I would also webcam w/ my friend Nachos and we would think we were sooo awkwardly awesome "hanging out" (i.e- kidnapping) Selena Gomez because we would stay up all night watching the Disney Channel back when we lived together.

P.S.... we're both in our 20s.

C. Brett is back on the Vikings - do you really give a crap?

I couldn't give less of a flying crap if I tried. In fact, when I first read this question, for some reason I was wondering if Vikings was a name of a reality TV show and the question was about Brett Michaels...

D. What side of the bed do you think Bud sleeps on?

Uhhh.. I'm new. Who's Bud? I'm gonna go for spread out like an eagle in the center of the bed.

E. Cookie Monster eats vegetables now. Is this ok with you?

No. C is for cookies. It's just awkward to see him eat vegetables. Do they still call him cookie monster or did they change his name too?

F. All the TT's get together for coffee... which state do we meet in?

Uhhhmmm..... uhhhh.... Kansas? So we can go find a tornado like the one referenced in question 1 and see if everyone's predictions come true?

G. Is the town you live in famous for anything? Infamous for anything?

HORSESHOES!!!!! We are the only area that makes these delicious treats. Even visitors from the northern and southern parts of our state don't know what a horseshoe is. Basically, you take a large piece of lightly toasted Texas Toast, put a meat item on top of that (the original used ham, most places nowadays use hamburgers, but you can also put any meat imaginable on it. Right now, since it's state fair time, the special is corndog), pile a whole bunch of crinkly fries on top, then douse the entire thing with a special liquid cheese. Gluttony can be so amazing. And what I just described was a ponyshoe... a real horseshoe is double that.

H. Coffee flavored bubble gum - would you?

H to the E-L-L No. It would be so weird, you'd want to swallow it, but instead you're chewing it? I don't think I could handle something solid that's supposed to be a liquid. (also, I love the smell of coffee, but I hate the taste of it!)

I. So Kimber lost her fight with a granite table.... what did you ever lose a fight with?

Hmmm... hard one. I guess I lost a fight with my tooth. It wanted to decay and come out, and I didn't want it to. It won.

J. Have you ever slept beneath the stars?

Sort of, but not really. I've been camping loads of times, but I've always been in a tent or camper. Sleeping under the stars SOUDNS romantic... until you discover all the bug bites in the morning.

K. School is starting up soon, or has for some, did you get a new pair of tennis shoes every year while you were in school?

For the most part. I tend to wear my shoes ragged. I'm rough on em. So I would get new shoes, but mainly because my old ones would have holes in them so big you could see my toes, or the heel would be flopping down as you tried to pull your foot up.

L. What two flavors do you love that you would never want to taste at the same time?

Mashed potatos and Strawberries. I love carbs, I love strawberry flavoring... but together? It makes me wanna gag.

M. If you could shave a quote into a lions fur, what would it say?

"Please tell my parents how I died."

N. Did you ever accidentally walk in on your parents doing the nasty? Did you ever purposely walk in on them?

Somehow, I managed to escape this rite of childhood. Which is odd considering I had double the chances with two sets of parents. Also- no, I can't imagine even WANTING to walk in on them on purpose.


  1. okay i think blogger at my first comment

    love the answers btw

    if coffee flavored gum had the caffeine i might

    here is bud site:

    he always has funny comments

  2. Totally love the Lion quote. Priceless.

    Happy Thunking!


  3. LOL ... loved the lion quote ... and am extremely relieved at the last answer ... LOL HUGS!

  4. Sooo am I allowed to steal this idea? Maybe Question Fridays or something haha!! I like your questions and your answers are funny too. You live in Illinois and never saw a tornado. I thought they were common there? But we all know that I am not good with geography or weather patterns soooo.. Also.. if Selena Gomez's bus did break down I better get more than just a webcam appearance!! You better stuff her into a closet until I could book plane tickets to get my ass down there so I can stare at her awkwardly and take photos with her in different areas along with you!!